Evening classes for men!

EVELINA · 08-06-2010, 08:38 PM

WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available.

tdiprincess · 08-06-2010, 11:29 PM

That's really funny!! LOL... I kinda wish that was an actual class sometimes!!!

kenbo · 08-07-2010, 06:40 AM

I would make a "snarky" comment, but after looking around, I realize that I am terrifyingly outnumbered. I'm just going to slowly back away.

No sudden movements Kenbo, they might attack.........

Slowly......walk...........away................... .

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

auxi · 08-07-2010, 10:06 AM

Haha!

Angela · 08-07-2010, 10:26 AM

Ken, you're pretty safe. Your Mom trained you pretty well.

Except for the when-I'm-driving ones.....
I think you are wise to keep your comments to yourself though.

downrightart · 08-08-2010, 09:52 AM

The "while I'm driving" ones?

Yesterday, I test drove a nice CTS Caddy with spoiler and sunroof. I said something about the road noise and then turned down another wider road and floored it. No more road noise, but the Boss turns to me and says, "Uh, dear....this road is a 45."

Funny. It would of been fine if he floored it on the same road.

DangerMouse · 08-08-2010, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by downrightart

It would of been fine if he floored it on the same road.

It would HAVE been fine, etc.... (or WOULD'VE would also be acceptable)

*sheesh*

anyhooooo..."LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME" does not apply at my house. We have a deal, it's always my FAULT, but I'm always right. She doesn't get to have it both ways. Po)

DM

auxi · 08-09-2010, 10:21 PM

Haha! So funny! Pretty observant, DM. I never would of caught it.

**gma2rjc** · 08-09-2010, 11:40 PM

Those are funny Evelina!

Quote:

Originally Posted by auxi

Haha! So funny! Pretty observant, DM. I never would of caught it.

Here are a few I had in a binder of jokes:

*A woman has the last word in any argument.
*Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

*A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap and a towel.
*The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. Most men could not identify more than 20 of these items.

*A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
*A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

*Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
*Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

POLITICALLY CORRECT 'SHE
She does not: get PMS
She becomes: hormonally homicidal

She is not: a bad cook
She is: microwave compatible

She is not: a perfect 10
She is: numerically superior

She does not: hate sports
She is: athletically biased

She does not: wear too much makeup
She is: cosmetically oversaturated

She will never: gain weight
She will become: a metabolic underachiever

She does not: shop too much
She is: overly susceptible to marketing ploys

Barb

DangerMouse · 08-10-2010, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by auxi

Haha! So funny! Pretty observant, DM. I never would of caught it.

Would HAVE caught it! WOULD'VE caught it! *sheesh* LOL

DM