Kids say the darndest things!

**gma2rjc** · 11-09-2009, 09:02 AM

Yesterday I was standing in the kitchen, washing dishes. My 5 yr. old grandson was standing at the table playing with his toy sword and Army guys, talking to himself, off in his own little world. After a few minutes he said, "......Grandma Barb......Dude....." He said it a couple times and as I was getting ready to tell him that he shouldn't call me, "dude", he said, "...Grandma Barb....ol' lady....ol' lllllady....Grandma Barb....". It was SO hard not to bust up laughing. At that point I knew if I said anything about it not being polite, he'd see me trying not to laugh. And that would only encourage him more. So I just let it go.

I thought this would be a fun subject for a thread. What are some of the funny, unexpected or embarrassing things your kids, grandkids, etc. have said or done?

Charmedp3 · 11-09-2009, 10:36 AM

ok heres on...both my grandaughters love meatballs ANY kind of meatball ...home cooked or store bought. So my daughter goes into the fridge and the oldest 2 1/2 sees the meatballs and and starts yellin "MEATBALLS MEATBALLS" wel then of course the 16 month old sees them and starts screamin "EATBALLS EATBALLS" !!! well my daughter almost passed out laughin and their Dad came in and wanted to know "WHAT did Mandy just say" and the older one Yells "EATBALLS!!!" Yeah i wish i had seen THAT 1st hand!!! Elaine

Angela · 11-09-2009, 11:01 AM

Hee hee hee hee! I love this!

We were just having this conversation in our house over the weekend!
One of our favourites is when my eleven year old was about two. We had to go somewhere and I said to her "Let's boog-a-loo, Chickie-poo" and she looked all offended and stated very emphatically "I NOT CHICKEN POO!!!"

We still call her Chicken Poo sometimes...

Once (kind of like Barb's story) my daughter was telling me about this really old person that she had seen. This person was REALLY old, apparently "even older than Grandma"

(grandma didn't appreciate it, but thought it was funny at the same time)

...eatballs... wait until they wonder where the balls came from. Mine once said, sadly, "poor little chicken, running around with no balls"
(I nearly fell off my chair...)

I've got lots of em.

Mine are always saying something funny. Except some of it is less appropriate than the chicken ball one, so I can't post. Lots of bodily functions too. I think they were supposed to be boys sometimes.

**gma2rjc** · 11-09-2009, 11:21 AM

The inappropriate ones seem to be the funniest though.

When my nephew was about 3, like a lot of kids that age, he didn't pronounce some words right. For example, instead of saying 'store', he replaced the 'st' with the sound of 'wh'.

So when they were driving through town and saw a dollar store, he would yell, "There's a dollar **ore!"

He also replaced a few other letter sounds with 'wh'. One day he told his mom that he and his dad were going to go **oring. My sister and brother-in-law tried and tried to figure out what he meant. It certainly wasn't what it sounded like. It took a few weeks or a month or so and my sister figured it out. He had some binoculars in his hands and he said it again. ''Me and dad are going **oring". He was trying to say 'exploring'.

Then one day she was standing in front of the closet with him and he pointed up to a coat hanger and said, "Mom, hand me that hooker."

Barb

Angela · 11-09-2009, 11:55 AM

Hahahaha! "dollar **ore" That's funny. So is the hooker one.

My husband kept getting our daughter to say "holy frog" because she said "fruck" instead of frog.
My friend's daughter replaced the "tr" from truck with an "f". We didn't encourage that one. (but we laughed and laughed since it wasn't our daughter "swearing"!! We are still friends, too!)

MCP · 11-17-2009, 11:20 AM

LOL I needed those laughs today! kids to say the darndest things.

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**gma2rjc** · 02-02-2010, 09:03 PM

I was taking care of my 3 year old grand daughter for a while this evening. I gave her a few pieces of paper to write on and an ink pen (big mistake) and told her to sit down with it.

She drew on the paper and then I noticed a long line above her upper lip. This was when my daughter and her hubby had been home for a few minutes. When I saw the ink on her face I yelled to my daughter in the other room, "Christina! Jasmine wrote on her face!" I did that because Jasmine wouldn't hand me the pen. As soon as I said it, she rubbed her sleeve across her mouth and yelled, "I not!" When my daughter got in here we both started cracking up because Jas was still rubbing her face and denying it.

Gotta love 'em!

Barb

mamakaty · 02-03-2010, 09:15 AM

Okay, I hope you don't get offended at some of these.

My 22-month-old is apparently a potty mouth, lol. A lot of times, his "s" sound comes out as "sh" (because of his brother's name). Anyway, sit often sounds like he's saying ****. For duck, replace the "d" with a "c" and it sounds a lot like, well...I'm not going to write it but I'm sure you can get the idea! Also, and this one IS bad and we're working on his pronunciation, but it's when he says the word "count". Look at the word, and take the "o" out. What does it spell now?? Yeah...bad. The other one is when he says pajamas. He says "damas", but the other day my dh swore he was saying dumba$$. OMG.

**gma2rjc** · 02-03-2010, 09:22 AM

Thanks for the laugh mamakaty. That's funny. What makes it even funnier is that you're looking at that sweet little face and he has no idea what he's saying.

I think this sort of thing is the original reason parent's taught their children not to talk in church.

Barb

Angela · 02-03-2010, 10:46 AM

My daughter stuck a toy frog in my spider plant yesterday and informed me that he is "infrognito"

(a play in 'incognito' for those of you who haven't had enough caffeine yet

)