Kids say the darndest things! - Page 6

bear7328 · 03-30-2010, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Angela

Haha! All those bumps gave him a whole lotta hiccups! cute.
This is why I bumped this thread!
bear, I love those lyrics! I don't know that song, what are they supposed to be?

It's a very techno-ish song, so it's just da-ba-dee-da-ba-dye over again, but it sounds a little funny because they used all this electronic voice distortion. It took us forever to convince him of the real lyrics.

mamakaty · 03-30-2010, 05:49 PM

I'm LOL about the orgasms on the floor. Reminded me of something my cousin said when he was younger. He and his mom were in the store, and he asked his mom if she was a virgin. She was taken aback (I don't remember how old he was, maybe 11 or 12 ) and her response was "no, I've had you and your sister, so I'm not a virgin" not knowing where this was going. Then...he looked at her, sighed and said "what?? I mean do you only eat vegetables??" He meant vegetarian.

downrightart · 03-30-2010, 09:48 PM

Thanks Katy! I needed another laugh today or one for tonight!

**gma2rjc** · 03-31-2010, 08:43 AM

These are all funny. You have to love the way kids think sometimes.

Barb

Angela · 03-31-2010, 11:30 AM

Ahahahaha! That's a good one Katy! So, is your Aunt a vegetarian?

I could hear my kids talking last night. The younger one was reading something to her sister (her horoscope or something) and was stuttering over a simple word. I her her complain "How come I can read 'psychology' just fine but I can't read (easy word I can't remember)?"

So I holler out: "Or 'organism' !!!"

She didn't think it was funny.

Her sister burst out laughing though.

downrightart · 03-31-2010, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Angela

Ahahahaha! That's a good one Katy! So, is your Aunt a vegetarian?

I could hear my kids talking last night. The younger one was reading something to her sister (her horoscope or something) and was stuttering over a simple word. I her her complain "How come I can read 'psychology' just fine but I can't read (easy word I can't remember)?"

So I holler out: "Or 'organism' !!!"

She didn't think it was funny.

Her sister burst out laughing though.

Stop that!!! You are driving the google ads bot nuts Angela!

Angela · 03-31-2010, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by downrightart

Stop that!!! You are driving the google ads bot nuts Angela!

I didn't say anything questionable this time! What's it doing? I've got an ad for the government of Ontario (my province) about saving energy..... what that has to do with this thread, I don't know...

**gma2rjc** · 03-31-2010, 05:34 PM

This could be very useful Angela! When she's older and dating, tell her that if she dates NICE guys, you won't tell him that embarrassing story. But if she dates someone that the family doesn't like... out comes the 'organism' story.

Oh wait. No. That's not a good idea.

Barb

downrightart · 03-31-2010, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by gma2rjc

This could be very useful Angela! When she's older and dating, tell her that if she dates NICE guys, you won't tell him that embarrassing story. But if she dates someone that the family doesn't like... out comes the 'organism' story.

Oh wait. No. That's not a good idea.

Barb

Uh...no Barb! Too funny!

Angela.....you are killing me! You and your "energy" efficient self!

Angela · 03-31-2010, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by gma2rjc

This could be very useful Angela! When she's older and dating, tell her that if she dates NICE guys, you won't tell him that embarrassing story. But if she dates someone that the family doesn't like... out comes the 'organism' story.

Oh wait. No. That's not a good idea.

Barb

But then we would have to wait years to tell the story......

We have a baseball bat for the boys. Hubby made it on the lathe, then he made a case for it with a little plaque that reads:
"In case of boyfriend
Break glass"

We haven't needed it yet.....