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Old 08-09-2010, 06:08 AM   #11
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Usually my husband is pretty shy Barb and would say, "Stop that woman. Behave." But, I guess the older he gets, he doesn't care.

Keeo, that's what I thought about no attention. But, if it wasn't my husband.....well, I think that might of been trouble for sure! Especially when a young man in his mid 30's was on his cell phone at the pump over at me (doing nothing but sittin there)kept looking til about 10 minutes before the Boss showed up. I happened to look over in his direction later and he looked kinda amazed. All I could think was what he must be thinking, "Dang. I need to try that sometime."

Truthfully, I bet most probably knew that I knew him. And some might of figured that he was my husband.

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Old 08-09-2010, 09:37 PM   #12
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Why won't seagulls fly over a bay?

Because if they did, they'd be called bagels.

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I don't know if you've heard this one yet, but a friend of mine told me this joke yesterday and it made me laugh so hard

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"
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That's cute! My grandson will get a laugh out of that one. Thanks!

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I don't know if you've heard this one yet, but a friend of mine told me this joke yesterday and it made me laugh so hard

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"
That's my seventeen year old's favourite FAVOURITE joke!

Followed by (and I may have posted this before.... sorry)
Q. What does Batman say to Robin before they get in the Batmobile?



A. "Robin, get in!"

It doesn't take a whole lot to amuse her......
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My little daughter just FALLS for this stupid monster jokes. Almost every day she comes home from school with another joke. yesterday's was this one:

On which day do monsters eat people?


Chewsday.


She's crazy about monsters, sometimes I let her play those little monster games on gameduell.com that I play too. I guess it runs in the family
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My little daughter just FALLS for this stupid monster jokes. Almost every day she comes home from school with another joke. yesterday's was this one:

On which day do monsters eat people?


Chewsday.


She's crazy about monsters, sometimes I let her play those little monster games on gameduell.com that I play too. I guess it runs in the family
I like that one too!! Thanks for the laugh this morning.

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All you guys have cute jokes!!! I have a couple that my son told me the other day....

Why did the cook get arrested? He got caught beating the eggs!


Why did the chicken cross the road? He was going to KFC and running late for dinner!
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Those are cute Anita! Especially the one about the chicken.

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